buxton161
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 Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:03 am Post subject: Four Strikes |
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A carpenter was fixing the roof of a church, when he struck his thumb.
"Dammit, I missed!" cries the carpenter.
The minister corrects him, saying, "You shouldn't say such a thing in the church."
The carpenter continues his work, and soon strikes his thumb again. "Dammit, I missed!" he yells. The minister again corrects the carpenter.
The carpenter continues with his work without further comment. Again the carpenter strikes his thumb, and again he yells, "Dammit, I missed!"
When the minister corrects him this time, the carpenter asks, "What's going to happpen? A bolt of lightening going to strike me dead?"
The minister says, "As a matter of fact, yes it will."
Suddenly a bolt of lightening comes through the roof, and strikes the minister dead. A large booming voice is heard saying, "Dammit, I missed!" |
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