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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:04 am    Post subject: An Audit Reply with quote

A construction worker dies on in a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!"

"Congratulations for what?" asks the construction worker.

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter. "We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old."

"But that's not true," says the construction worker. "I only lived to be forty."

"That's impossible," says Saint Peter, "we added up your time sheets."
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you konw buliding glass resource Smile :
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